Pant's
Who?
"Greetings,
people of the world! My name is Pants Cat, and I come from the planet
Pants. Back on my own world, I could wear nothing on my head, not even
some twigs, or a souffle, but I crash landed on your world, and now I
am a pants wearing pants cat!"
Pants
Cat is a superhero, brought to the attention of the world by Eddie Izzard,
the splendid and groovy stand up comedian / actor / rock group manager
/ transvestite, although if you meet him in a taxi, he may well tell
you he's an astronaut, he eats fish for a living, and that his mother
exploded.
Pants
Cat is so famous that people have written poetry about his heroic deeds:
Pants
Cat, Pants Cat, where have you been?
I've been to London, to visit the Queen,
Pants Cat, Pants Cat, what did you do there?
I discussed with her the repeal of the executive powers of the monarchy,
And the fact that this country should have a written constitution,
But she told me to naff off,
So I hit her, with my pants.
Pants
Cat also has a glorious song, sung by people as he goes about his superheroing.
It goes something like this:
His
name is Pants Cat!
He wears pants upon his head,
His ears go through the leg bits.
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